that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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