He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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