problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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