Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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