nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
