K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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