It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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