Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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