I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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You. Win. At. Life.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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