It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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