talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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