fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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