Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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