Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Still dying that you shit outside
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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