I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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