Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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