we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize