I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Houston, we have a squirter
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
