i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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