I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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