She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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