So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
When did angry sex become our thing?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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