remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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