Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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