that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Bring me that man meat
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
