i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
