we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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