Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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