Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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