# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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