If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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