I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
