There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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