Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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