No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
All I want is dick and wine.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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