I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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