i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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