Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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