no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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