Dual....:-)
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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