the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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