Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
two words...techno handjob
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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