I wanna passion pit in your ass
this just has baby written all over it
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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