we were pretty classy up until the second keg
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
