..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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