I want to walk on stilts...naked
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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