My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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