sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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