Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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