I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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