doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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