i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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