Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
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Fuck
okay pat passed out under dana's car
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
false alarm. still invincible.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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